Done and done
Dear ....,
I miss you. You might not realize it but I do miss you because everyone else is an asshole and doesn't understand it when I start rambling about things. You are the only one that knows it's not just rambling and you know that there is something on my mind. You make me talk. You make me dish it out when all I feel like doing is walking away and saying fuck it.
I hope you're having a good time.
I am having a miserable time without you.
Regretful summer student who just turned 20
It's not clear to me.
I am unsure as to why, but you make me mad. You make me want to break things and just smash the shit out of something. There was no point to this arguement. You know how I am. You know what makes me mad. You know that if you're going to be that offensive for no fucking good reason, Im going to be just as offensive. So shut the fuck up and realize how mad you're making me.No I don't want to change my last name.I also don't want to fucking marry you if all you're going to do is make me mad. The problem is that we saw each other for too fucking long this weekend. If this happens just because we saw each other for three days, then how the fuck are we going to live together. I'd rather be alone. That way I won't get hurt.So lets just fucking forget it and leave it be. Leave me be and let my pain stream out from my eyes and dampen my face.You said that you'll eventually get over it anyway, so go fucking get over it.I have a feeling that you're going to cheat on me anyway. It's fucking inevitable and I know it. Don't fucking go promising me this and that because I know you won't deliver. I hate youI hate youI hate you!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'm so full of hate that you can't do anything about it. Again, there was no point to that arguement. So you think I won't buy a bike. Fine. But I want one. And it's not a fucking phase you moron. You don't understand how much I want one. You're not going to buy one and if you are, you're doing it out of spite. Just because someone else bought some stupid gaming system just to have it doesn't mean that I'm going to do that. I hate you. How the fuck can you compare someone else to me? It's fucking obvious that we're not the same person. I hate you. This is the stupidest arguement that I've ever been in. I hate you.No matter how small, big, bold, or fancy I write those words, I still hate you.Did you hear me? I hate you!
So you can tell from my blogs that there's something wrong with me. You can cleary and immediatley see that there's a mess in my head and it's getting harder and harder for me to sort out. So what do you do?You go to my webpage and tell me that with every blog that you read, you're getting more and more worried about me. Yet in person, the very same day that you tagged me on, you don't mention anything or even ask me how I'm doing. Yes the tag did a whole lot.What the fuck are you trying to do now? Trying to be fucking poetic? Fuck I'm annoyed.
Thanks. Now my ears hurt.
Dear disgruntled and distant co-worker,Get a new voice box or learn to laugh in a better way. Because right now, it sends chills down my spine and it's just plain ugly.Ugly you hear?! Probably not, you're too busy laughing with that nasty laugh!
It's an eye sore don't you know?!
Disgrunted and distant co-worker,
Please go get a hair cut. No I do not mean just your bangs but the rest of your hair that has grown from your existing folicles. And while you're at it, get it chemically straightened. Maybe then you can stop complaining about how nasty the boys are out there.
For Chanel's sake, you're almost 30.
Summer student who just got a hair cut.
Acutally these are only for shits and giggles
Dear Will,I tripped over you Mexx belt yesterday. It hurt the same toes that were clumsly slammed into Sarah's weights the other day.Oh Woe is me.Love always,GloriaDear Neighbour,I wish you would get rid of those hideous hedges. They only make your house more prone to crime considering how it's so much easier for a criminal to hide behind your gawdy (AND annoying) outdoor-plants.But I have to admit, they do play an important part in my ways to ignore you. Just a thought. p.s: It's not my fault if I ruin the paper trim that you use to keep your hedges in place. After all, they are over your fence boundaries and onto my lawn. The aggrivated-but-content neighbour.Dear Jude Law,I can understand why you seem to be such a arrogant and cocky bastard. I mean, if I were a boy and looked as good as you, I'd be a jerk too. People will still love me because of how good I look.The empathetic fan.
Liar
Dear ex-boyfriend #3,I know you said you wanted to be friends, but I think both you and I knew that being friends is not an option. Especially when you're so rude to me. So I hope you don't lie like this to your future ex's.Best wishes
I am powerless and that's just the way it is.
Dear dad,
I love you unconditionally but I wish you would learn to control your temper and stop yelling so much. For this reason, I am glad that you're not home that often. When you were, it was easy for me to be angry and depressed due to your tendancy to take you anger out on me or on mom. Fucking stop it already. I'm fucking sick of it
Thank you
