Acutally these are only for shits and giggles
Dear Will,I tripped over you Mexx belt yesterday. It hurt the same toes that were clumsly slammed into Sarah's weights the other day.
Oh Woe is me.
Love always,
Gloria
Dear Neighbour,
I wish you would get rid of those hideous hedges. They only make your house more prone to crime considering how it's so much easier for a criminal to hide behind your gawdy (AND annoying) outdoor-plants.
But I have to admit, they do play an important part in my ways to ignore you.
Just a thought.
p.s: It's not my fault if I ruin the paper trim that you use to keep your hedges in place. After all, they are over your fence boundaries and onto my lawn.
The aggrivated-but-content neighbour.
Dear Jude Law,
I can understand why you seem to be such a arrogant and cocky bastard. I mean, if I were a boy and looked as good as you, I'd be a jerk too.
People will still love me because of how good I look.
The empathetic fan.
posted by Gloria @ 2:52 PM
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