Letters that I will never send

It's an eye sore don't you know?!

Disgrunted and distant co-worker,

Please go get a hair cut. No I do not mean just your bangs but the rest of your hair that has grown from your existing folicles. And while you're at it, get it chemically straightened. Maybe then you can stop complaining about how nasty the boys are out there.

For Chanel's sake, you're almost 30.



Summer student who just got a hair cut.

posted by Gloria @ 1:44 PM 0 comments

Acutally these are only for shits and giggles

Dear Will,
I tripped over you Mexx belt yesterday. It hurt the same toes that were clumsly slammed into Sarah's weights the other day.

Oh Woe is me.

Love always,
Gloria

Dear Neighbour,
I wish you would get rid of those hideous hedges. They only make your house more prone to crime considering how it's so much easier for a criminal to hide behind your gawdy (AND annoying) outdoor-plants.
But I have to admit, they do play an important part in my ways to ignore you.

Just a thought.

p.s: It's not my fault if I ruin the paper trim that you use to keep your hedges in place. After all, they are over your fence boundaries and onto my lawn.

The aggrivated-but-content neighbour.



Dear Jude Law,

I can understand why you seem to be such a arrogant and cocky bastard. I mean, if I were a boy and looked as good as you, I'd be a jerk too.

People will still love me because of how good I look.

The empathetic fan.

posted by Gloria @ 2:52 PM 0 comments

Liar

Dear ex-boyfriend #3,
I know you said you wanted to be friends, but I think both you and I knew that being friends is not an option. Especially when you're so rude to me. So I hope you don't lie like this to your future ex's.


Best wishes

posted by Gloria @ 11:49 AM 0 comments

I am powerless and that's just the way it is.

Dear dad,

I love you unconditionally but I wish you would learn to control your temper and stop yelling so much. For this reason, I am glad that you're not home that often. When you were, it was easy for me to be angry and depressed due to your tendancy to take you anger out on me or on mom. Fucking stop it already. I'm fucking sick of it

Thank you

posted by Gloria @ 11:43 AM 0 comments